Why I love being, not in love.

Being single is not as bad as I thought it would be when I ended relationship with my girlfriend of 2 years. Its actually quite awesome. Reasons

You don’t need to be by the phone 24x7.

You don’t feel ashamed when you swear.

You can be as perverted and cheap as you want to be.

You are free to ogle at hot chics.

You can have friends.

Your telephone bills shrink to near zilch

You miraculously seem to have more money in your pockets these days.

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